Feeling like shit :(

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times


*blows kiss* 

*blows kiss* 

Congratulations on doing that thing you did today. That was great. You’re a star.

so let me get this straight:

mallorylrc:

sparklyelegance:

rawrgoesjerran:

double06:

y’all bleed outta your vaginas

once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene

you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

and yet you just go about your daily business like

image

people with vaginas are fucking badass.

people with vaginas 

what are they called again?

They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.

whoop there it is

petcanadian:

spawkward:

petcanadian:

spawkward:

what’s a pirates favorite letter?

if it’s rrrrrrr i’m going to kill you

you may think its r… but his true love be the C

i fucking hate this website

ashley-has-freckles:

chilloutmotherfuckr:

booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS


scandinavial

ashley-has-freckles:

chilloutmotherfuckr:

booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS

scandinavial